Being as her leg was injured, that's when Sophie had to take her place. She worked there part-time as her co-worker had an injury a week earlier when she fell alarmingly on a piece of broken glass. These are the dangers of life, and clumsy inheritance is defeated by death itself. "We call this - Shredder Revenge ~ Number # 1 of our list. It was too late Daffy shredded and the mournful shocked". You could only survive a few minutes, but ten minutes later, one of his co-workers had found him and immeadiatley turned off the shredder. He fell in and in seconds his limbs and internal organs were ripped to shreds. Now, you would be incredibly lucky to survive, but as you can guess Daffy didn't. Daffy slipped and fell into the main shredder. But while he was running he didn't noticed that eariler, one of the other workers acciedently spilt a large capacity of water on the floor. Sylvester experienced a fake ticket, and decided to take his rights into revenge. But at one of his other jobs a paper shredder worker one of his customers from eariler that day came after he found his ticket was a fake,and chased after Daffy. "Daffy was a con artist who spent most of his time lying to one of his colleagues as-a ticket giver. The fact that we survive it all is a miracle because everyday we live we face a 1000 ways to die".ฤก- Europe LA Date September 2008. Everyday we have a new war against germs, toxins, injury, disease, illness and catastrophe.There's a lot of ways to wind up dead. Most of us try to avoid it and can't get out of it's way. For younger readers Just DO NOT TRY IT AT HOME, OR ANYWHERE IN THE WHOLE WORLD!" Chances are 99.9 percent that you will die. Do not attempt to try any of the deaths deputed. names have been changed to protect the identities of the deceased. "WARNING the stories portrayed in this show are based on real deaths and are extremely graphic. A con artist gets shredded, a stripper gets shot, two drug dealers get impaled, an aloholic falls to his death, a cowboy gets attacked by hornets, A bug collector gets to close to his bugs, and a genius kills himself". "Ahhh see what happens when your not careful as we show you these outrageous deaths. Oh and ocs(but only a few probably 50 that's it probably)
#A 1000 WAYS TO DIE TV#
"As you can guess from the title the characters are all either from video games, tv shows and comics well that's all for now see you next time :p". "Hi guys this is my a 1000 ways to die cartoon show its a parody of the show that might be animated one day on wadey's other stuff as a cartoon show". Season 1-1000 ways to die cartoon message from wadey.
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